Poll: Who would win this fight?

[ender592]

This topic came up in my Drama class, oddly enough.

Pick your number 1 and number 2 candidates, and if you like, explain why.

I personally think either Darth Vader or Fonzie would win, since Vader's got his Force powers, and Fonzie's pretty much invicible.

[Zudane]

Vader or Norris...

Chuck Norris because he never loses (except in one of Bruce Lee's movies) and then Vader because he has the force with him... and that cool saber.

[Dr. Apricot]

I don't know who the hell DA FONZ is, so this is how I picture it:

Bruce Lee is too busy decomposing, so Chuck Norris would bow to the fight, and Vader would then choke him.
Or Vader would just choke him before they started.
Anyway, Morgan Freeman would probably light a cigar and accidentally kill Darth Vader with the second hand smoke, due to Mr. Vader having weak lungs.
Then Bruce Lee comes back as a zombie and bites Morgans head off.

Morgan now is a headless zombie, who accidentally falls on Chuck Norris' bottle of tears, which break, curing him instantly.
Morgan gets out a pistol and blows Zombie Bruce's legs and arms off, and continues to shoot until the Zombie cannot move.

[Zudane]

DA FONZ = Arthur Fonzarelli - the 'cool kid' from the old show Happy Days.


(Played by Henry Winkler)

[Tehplatypus]

Fonzie for the win, no contest.

[Moogle]

ender, do you really concider this to be a serious topic? the study is for serious discussion, not this bull.

[Coleman]

It's worrying but I think this was for his study in drama class... they do come up with some wierd homework/studies.
I had to write and link different characters and animals that relate to the seven deadly sins of humanity and why.
As wierd and as BS as it sounds, drama tutors get serious about most of this crap.

[killen371]

Just a quick note, he's posted that nearly 9 months ago, back then I believe there was nobody posting.

[Moogle]

where is ender anyway?

[killen371]

Oh he doesn't come here too often anymore, probably just forgot about it anyway.